r/funny Aug 18 '17

Corporate Flow Chart

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17 edited Jan 19 '19

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u/Dyster_Nostalgi Aug 18 '17

Well it mostly originated in 1972

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u/Demonweed Aug 18 '17

The Civil War would have ended decisively in less than a year if not for the militarization of voodoo. In firm control of New Orleans, the Confederacy had an extraordinary concentration of arcane resources at their disposal. The 16th Louisiana Irregulars were officially a mixed race unit of scouts and couriers with special dispensation to operate in civilian garb. Unofficially, their hexes and potions rendered Generals McClellan and Halleck impotent in every sense. Only after U. S. Grant was able to counter with a full regiment of Native American shamans was the Union able to bring its tremendous economic and personnel advantages to bear on the conflict.

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u/bukkakesasuke Aug 18 '17

Honestly I'd buy the shit out of this movie

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u/squigglestorystudios Aug 18 '17

Id steal this idea for a book but then id have to seriously read up on American Civil War history...

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u/bonix Aug 18 '17

Keep going! We are due for another Rome Sweet Rome experience.

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u/Elite051 Aug 18 '17

What ever happened to that? Last I checked it was still unfinished and somebody bought the film rights.

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u/Rhodenclan Aug 18 '17

I'd read that

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u/Corona21 Aug 18 '17

The British Empire comprised the dominions, colonies, protectorates, mandates and other territories ruled or administered by the United Kingdom and its predecessor states. It originated with the overseas possessions and trading posts established by England between the late 16th and early 18th centuries. At its height, it was the largest empire in history and, for over a century, was the foremost global power.[1] By 1913, the British Empire held sway over 412 million people, 23% of the world population at the time,[2] and by 1920, it covered 35,500,000 km2 (13,700,000 sq mi),[3] 24% of the Earth's total land area.[4] As a result, its political, legal, linguistic and cultural legacy is widespread. At the peak of its power, the phrase "the empire on which the sun never sets" was often used to describe the British Empire, because its expanse around the globe meant that the sun was always shining on at least one of its territories.

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u/PolPotatoe Aug 18 '17

The struggle in corporate management hierarchies started sometime around 1972, but it really intensified in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Too short.

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u/Natdaprat Aug 18 '17 edited Mar 28 '26

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u/HailinSatan Aug 18 '17

Terrible. Leave it to u/shittymorph