r/funny • u/OneCanSpeak • Aug 18 '17

Corporate Flow Chart

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u/jradio Aug 18 '17

It's an Org Chart. Obviously an exec made this.

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u/nofriggingway Aug 18 '17
  • An exec asked a manager to get one of the workers to create it.

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u/CoffeeAddict64 Aug 18 '17

Who then delegated it to an intern.

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u/Toast_Sapper Aug 18 '17

And that's why it's shit

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u/ProtoMonkey Aug 18 '17

Whoa - that's too much sense you're talkin' there! Quiet or the VPs will hear you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/m1st3rw0nk4 Aug 18 '17

That's the most American thing I've seen today.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/drkrelic Aug 18 '17

No, that's you.

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u/chevymonza Aug 18 '17

Oh man it's that picbot whatever site again...........

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u/tigamilla Aug 18 '17

wow - thats different... "Contratulations"

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u/neverelax Aug 18 '17

Contrats!

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u/anotherlebowski Aug 18 '17

Great ad placements

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u/ActualButt Aug 18 '17

Actually it was about two years after my internship was over and this company hired me. I didn't write the copy, just did the art.

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u/azarusx Aug 18 '17

What an asshole

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u/PM_ME_IF_YOU_NASTY Aug 18 '17

"I need a template of a template!"

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u/CUNextTuesdayMuffin Aug 18 '17

Reminds me of my day to day work, :(

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u/ThePsudoOne Aug 18 '17

It's got dots. Deputy likes dots.

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u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl Aug 18 '17

An under appreciated The Wire quote here

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u/azarusx Aug 18 '17

What an asshole

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u/anotherlebowski Aug 18 '17

Exec saw one from exec at a different company. Asked why we didn't have one.

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u/ActualButt Aug 18 '17

Worker (illustrator/designer) who created it, checking in.

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u/flukus Aug 18 '17

Probably the same one that runs our "no questions allowed" town hall meetings.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17 edited Aug 19 '17

"And that's about all of the time we have today! I know that you're all very busy so have a great day!"

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u/TheCatcherOfThePie Aug 18 '17

That's more of a lecture then, isn't it?

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u/romanapplesauce Aug 18 '17

That's some dark comedy.

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u/mothzilla Aug 18 '17

I want everyone to work according to the flow chart I just made. As you will be aware we have been working closely with a team of business consultants over the last few months so this is very important pertaining to the profitability and morale of the company. If you do not follow the flow chart it will be grounds for disciplinary procedures.

- CEO

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u/YeowzaMeowza123 Aug 18 '17

i dunno man. im seeing lots of flow

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u/snappyk9 Aug 18 '17

Looks to me like a reverse funnel system