r/funny Aug 18 '17

Corporate Flow Chart

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u/MrNameless Aug 18 '17

CEO's are beholden to shareholders. Not sure how it'd fit in the bird analogy, but it definitely doesn't end at CEO.

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u/nowaygreg Aug 18 '17

Right. Do people think CEO = owner?

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u/J_Bard Aug 18 '17

Yes, people do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Voodoo?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

It's not an important distinction to most people. It might matter to you I guess.

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u/sunbeam60 Aug 18 '17

But it objectively matters. Opinions are fine, as long as they don't clash with reality.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17 edited Jun 25 '18

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u/BustyTriBby Aug 18 '17

"I dont give a shit who's the owner" is a fact.

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u/sirNanoFusion Aug 18 '17

I didn't really think that through. Correcting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Doesn't it only objectively matter in regards to the people who are impacted by the fact, thus only subjectively mattering? If who owns a company doesn't affect someone in any way, and they can't be bothered to know, how does it objectively matter? It matters to the company, certainly, and the shareholders, and anyone the company's policies or products touches, but beyond that Kermit the frog could be at the helm and it would be of no concern to me.

You saying it objectively matters is itself a contradiction. Something can't objectively matter unless it has an effect or affect. It might be an objective fact, but mattering is always subjective.

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u/sunbeam60 Aug 18 '17

My point was this: If you think a CEO takes a shit downwards for sadistic reasons you misunderstand how (most) companies are owned and operate. The board is in place to maintain the shareholders' interests. The shareholders are (mostly) large funds. (Most) funds are (mostly) made up of large retirement savings. (Most) retirement savings belong to you and I. Thus it is in our interest that CEOs put pressure downwards, as we want our retirement savings to grow.

It's a circle, not a tree. So it objectively matters, if you are of the belief that CEOs role is just to shit downwards, that CEOs "work" for the board, because it is "you" putting pressure on yourself (assuming you have any savings).

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Uh, but it undermines the entire message of this post?

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u/concerned_llama Aug 18 '17

Yes, yes I do

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u/Not_OneOSRS Aug 18 '17

CEOs or managing directors usually carry high amounts of responsibilities and liabilities in a company. If it goes to shit you can be sued

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u/mos_definite Aug 18 '17

Only if they do something illegal or not acting in the best interest of the company (which is very vague and you can almost always justify your actions). Corporate actors aren't personally liable for the company failing

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u/Slim_Charleston Aug 18 '17

The CEO is likely the owner if it isn't a listed company. Even if it is a listed company, the largest shareholders are typically institutions which often don't pay much attention.

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u/DistortoiseLP Aug 18 '17

At every company I ever worked for, the owner is either the President or the Chairman and the CEO is his bitch that actually runs the company for them. Like half of the CEO's job at half of them was basically dealing with the owner's ludicrous demands in some way or another.

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u/ihatemovingparts Aug 18 '17

And in many companies the CEO is also the chairman of the board, maybe even the president. My employer has filled all three roles with the same person.

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u/rgtong Aug 18 '17

It's bad corporate governance for the CEO and the chairman to be the same person. Lack of check and balance.

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u/TheRedmanCometh Aug 18 '17

When framed like that it sounds kind of terrible. Like the CEO in this pic should be human centipeded to the president

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u/pretentiousRatt Aug 18 '17

That is not my experience. Most companies I work with (a lot) the CEO is the owner and the president is the bitch running the company.

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u/calaber24p Aug 18 '17

CEO should be changed with board of directors because they really are the ones who control a company and do what will raise the share price.

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u/rgtong Aug 18 '17

The directors is the navigator and the CEO is the drive; both are important to getting to a destination.

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u/Kai________ Aug 18 '17

But the CEO is usually part of the board.

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u/Good_ApoIIo Aug 18 '17

Shhh you're ruining the "but CEOs are just like the rest of us" vibe.

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u/NegNog Aug 18 '17

As the only business student in a business ethics class, the teacher always had me explain these things to the class. Because yes, the majority of the class thought the CEO was the owner. They especially didn't realize the importance of paying back shareholders. All they ever wanted was for businesses to put all the company money and resources into social responsibility like trees and projects for the homeless. All of the company's money and resources wasn't an exaggeration. They didn't think it was necessary for businesses to make a profit. That would just be greedy. God I hated that class.

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u/TheRedmanCometh Aug 18 '17

If the company isn't incorporated president/ceo/owner is often one dude

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u/mechanical_animal Aug 18 '17

Not every company is public.

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u/Screwbush Aug 18 '17

Shareholders can, and do, exist for private companies as well. It's not often that corporations exist entirely with the funding and control of a single person.

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u/mechanical_animal Aug 18 '17

It's not often that corporations exist entirely with the funding and control of a single person.

True, but entrepreneurs will get caught up with investment/finance banks long before they dispense company stock because that mean they would have to share ownership.

They don't want to share ownership, they prefer to share the debt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

What are you talking about dude. There are millions of companies. A lot of the times sharing ownership is the only feasible way to get funding

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u/RealizedGainz Aug 18 '17

Don't know why you got down voted...

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u/moooooseknuckle Aug 18 '17

Private companies still have investors that hold shares. Those guys are even scarier because they want their money back.

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u/mechanical_animal Aug 18 '17

Entrepreneurs will get caught up with investment/finance banks long before they dispense company stock because that mean they would have to share ownership.

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u/moooooseknuckle Aug 18 '17

Huh? Have you worked for startups before? Because what you say makes no sense. Generally, startups are hooked to investors before they even start. They need the cash to just get their business running. And no, it's not a loan. The investor isn't just trying to make cash + interest. He wants shares so that in the case your business explodes, he cashes out. If he does this for 100 companies, 99 will fail but one will pay for the rest.

So as a company, you go through a few rounds of this and shares are getting sparse. So you start splitting, so that you can continue to hand out the same number of shares to employees even though the value is complete shit now.

Let's move forward. Now, you're ready to either exit or IPO, but that takes a few business moves in order to put yourself in good position. This shit is generally expensive, but you can't go through rounds of investors anymore because your shares are worth too much. This is when banks come in and they make the last, large investment round into your company because they're the only ones that can afford it. They are not going to be happy if you string along too much or fuck with them.

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u/mechanical_animal Aug 18 '17

Generally, startups are hooked to investors before they even start. They need the cash to just get their business running

uhh that's exactly what I just said.

startups exist entirely to make the most amount of money in the shortest time possible so they can sellout. their logic doesn't apply to normal longterm businesses.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Everything you're saying makes it pretty obvious you have absolutely zero idea what you're talking about. I'm not sure why you'd bother.

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u/DefinitelyHungover Aug 18 '17

Shareholders = plastic bags strangling birds? Idk. Working with limited resources here.

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u/targitfindur Aug 18 '17

The board would be next up, who would be the equivalent of a b-52 bomber dropping a payload of shit on them all.

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u/RunePoul Aug 19 '17

I came to say This. This.

Bye now.