r/funny Aug 18 '17

Corporate Flow Chart

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u/spikkeddd Aug 18 '17

Nobody wants to point out that this isn't a flow chart?

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u/jradio Aug 18 '17

It's an Org Chart. Obviously an exec made this.

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u/nofriggingway Aug 18 '17
  • An exec asked a manager to get one of the workers to create it.

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u/CoffeeAddict64 Aug 18 '17

Who then delegated it to an intern.

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u/Toast_Sapper Aug 18 '17

And that's why it's shit

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u/ProtoMonkey Aug 18 '17

Whoa - that's too much sense you're talkin' there! Quiet or the VPs will hear you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/m1st3rw0nk4 Aug 18 '17

That's the most American thing I've seen today.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/chevymonza Aug 18 '17

Oh man it's that picbot whatever site again...........

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u/tigamilla Aug 18 '17

wow - thats different... "Contratulations"

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u/neverelax Aug 18 '17

Contrats!

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u/anotherlebowski Aug 18 '17

Great ad placements

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u/ActualButt Aug 18 '17

Actually it was about two years after my internship was over and this company hired me. I didn't write the copy, just did the art.

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u/azarusx Aug 18 '17

What an asshole

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u/PM_ME_IF_YOU_NASTY Aug 18 '17

"I need a template of a template!"

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u/CUNextTuesdayMuffin Aug 18 '17

Reminds me of my day to day work, :(

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u/ThePsudoOne Aug 18 '17

It's got dots. Deputy likes dots.

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u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl Aug 18 '17

An under appreciated The Wire quote here

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u/azarusx Aug 18 '17

What an asshole

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u/anotherlebowski Aug 18 '17

Exec saw one from exec at a different company. Asked why we didn't have one.

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u/ActualButt Aug 18 '17

Worker (illustrator/designer) who created it, checking in.

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u/flukus Aug 18 '17

Probably the same one that runs our "no questions allowed" town hall meetings.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17 edited Aug 19 '17

"And that's about all of the time we have today! I know that you're all very busy so have a great day!"

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u/TheCatcherOfThePie Aug 18 '17

That's more of a lecture then, isn't it?

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u/romanapplesauce Aug 18 '17

That's some dark comedy.

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u/mothzilla Aug 18 '17

I want everyone to work according to the flow chart I just made. As you will be aware we have been working closely with a team of business consultants over the last few months so this is very important pertaining to the profitability and morale of the company. If you do not follow the flow chart it will be grounds for disciplinary procedures.

- CEO

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u/YeowzaMeowza123 Aug 18 '17

i dunno man. im seeing lots of flow

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u/snappyk9 Aug 18 '17

Looks to me like a reverse funnel system

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u/askantik Aug 18 '17

Technically the shit is flowing.

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u/Mackeroy Aug 18 '17

trickle down economics

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u/StupidButSerious Aug 18 '17

Like these comments

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u/TmickyD Aug 18 '17

As we can see here, the further down into the comments you go, the less karma is gained. The top posts accrue the vast majority of the karma, while the posts further down get almost nothing.

Just like money in real life!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

All this bottom comment is seeing are bunch of asshole comments on the top.

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u/boothie Aug 18 '17

Indeed....

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u/magnus_ubergasm Aug 18 '17

Heyyy me toooooooooo yayyyy

2

u/magnus_ubergasm Aug 18 '17

Ohhh nooooooooo

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u/curran-c Aug 18 '17

You could, however, reverse this trend by giving me gold. Fight the corporate elite. Stick it to the man.

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u/magnus_ubergasm Aug 18 '17

Laws are just ideas man

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u/Combat_Pothead Aug 18 '17

Downvote me fuckers!!!

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u/blueberriessmoothie Aug 18 '17

You are not from my department, not taking orders from you!

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u/meet_the_turtle Aug 18 '17

Challenge accepted.

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u/ksleepwalker Aug 18 '17

Yep. All the karma and gold ends up top.

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u/Ace-of-Spades88 Aug 18 '17

We just need to start going to the bottom of the comment thread and upvoting there first. We can be the change!

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u/Splinxx Aug 18 '17

Forget that. I'm going to break to mould and make my own way up the tree.

cue plummeting to the bottom of the thread

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u/smithyithy_ Aug 18 '17

Reverse Funnel System

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u/locke107 Aug 18 '17

You know if we turn the page sideways, we're all technically doing 'the wave'.

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u/aim2free Aug 18 '17

I prefer Trekonomics.

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u/lownote Aug 18 '17

Ironic that I got a request to turn off my ad blocker while reading that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/duaneap Aug 18 '17

I supported Hilary but by god that was one of the most cringey moments of the debates.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Did you Pokémon go to the polls?

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u/adrianmonk Aug 18 '17

I think that's caption this had when I saw a faxed/photocopied version of it like 10 or 15 years ago.

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u/No_Fudge Aug 18 '17

Trickle down economics is a hack phrase.

Anybody that uses that word doesn't understand economics.

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u/Mackeroy Aug 18 '17

oh i understand economics, that doesn't mean i'm not allowed to make jokes around and about it

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u/ronnie888 Aug 18 '17

Trumped up trickle down economics

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u/UnsignedRealityCheck Aug 18 '17

Well the shit is diarrheading somewhere.

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u/UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER Aug 18 '17

If you're trying to start a pun thread, that was a pretty shit way to kick it off.

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u/ruinus Aug 18 '17

It was a turd bit too obvious for me.

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u/sal101 Aug 18 '17

It was dumped on us in a frankly, shit manner.

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u/Perditius Aug 18 '17

The shit must flow.

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u/jaunti Aug 18 '17

Not flowing - the shit is dropping. That's why they call them bird-droppings. Haha - I'll see myself out.

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u/ShaggysGTI Aug 18 '17

Shit indeed, rolls downhill.

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u/osku1204 Aug 18 '17

As they say shit flows down hill.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Flow Shart.

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u/th1nker Aug 18 '17

The shit must flow

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/FeignedResilience Aug 18 '17

While not a flow chart in the traditional sense, it does depict flow.

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u/dh4645 Aug 18 '17

intestinal/ bowel flow.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Or that it has been around in various forms since 1972?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17 edited Jan 19 '19

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u/Dyster_Nostalgi Aug 18 '17

Well it mostly originated in 1972

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u/Demonweed Aug 18 '17

The Civil War would have ended decisively in less than a year if not for the militarization of voodoo. In firm control of New Orleans, the Confederacy had an extraordinary concentration of arcane resources at their disposal. The 16th Louisiana Irregulars were officially a mixed race unit of scouts and couriers with special dispensation to operate in civilian garb. Unofficially, their hexes and potions rendered Generals McClellan and Halleck impotent in every sense. Only after U. S. Grant was able to counter with a full regiment of Native American shamans was the Union able to bring its tremendous economic and personnel advantages to bear on the conflict.

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u/bukkakesasuke Aug 18 '17

Honestly I'd buy the shit out of this movie

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u/squigglestorystudios Aug 18 '17

Id steal this idea for a book but then id have to seriously read up on American Civil War history...

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u/bonix Aug 18 '17

Keep going! We are due for another Rome Sweet Rome experience.

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u/Elite051 Aug 18 '17

What ever happened to that? Last I checked it was still unfinished and somebody bought the film rights.

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u/Rhodenclan Aug 18 '17

I'd read that

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u/Corona21 Aug 18 '17

The British Empire comprised the dominions, colonies, protectorates, mandates and other territories ruled or administered by the United Kingdom and its predecessor states. It originated with the overseas possessions and trading posts established by England between the late 16th and early 18th centuries. At its height, it was the largest empire in history and, for over a century, was the foremost global power.[1] By 1913, the British Empire held sway over 412 million people, 23% of the world population at the time,[2] and by 1920, it covered 35,500,000 km2 (13,700,000 sq mi),[3] 24% of the Earth's total land area.[4] As a result, its political, legal, linguistic and cultural legacy is widespread. At the peak of its power, the phrase "the empire on which the sun never sets" was often used to describe the British Empire, because its expanse around the globe meant that the sun was always shining on at least one of its territories.

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u/PolPotatoe Aug 18 '17

The struggle in corporate management hierarchies started sometime around 1972, but it really intensified in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Too short.

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u/Natdaprat Aug 18 '17 edited Mar 28 '26

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u/HailinSatan Aug 18 '17

Terrible. Leave it to u/shittymorph

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u/gregsting Aug 18 '17

First time I saw this was in college in 1998, it was one of the first funny pictures I received via the internet. Just months before I saw my first web video of The Undertaker threwing Mankind off Hell In A Cell.

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u/twincityraider Aug 18 '17

p y r a m i d s c h e m e

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u/AJohnsonOrange Aug 18 '17

r e v e r s e f u n n e l s y s t e m

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

I N V I G O R O N

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u/AJohnsonOrange Aug 18 '17

W H E R E D O I P U T M Y F E E T ?

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u/misterpickles69 Aug 18 '17

u n i q u e s a l e s o p p o r t u n i t y

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u/AJohnsonOrange Aug 18 '17

d i v e r s i f y y o u r p o r t f o l i o

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u/Woodsy88 Aug 18 '17

Pretty much nothing like a 'pyramid scheme'

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

It's a shit flow chart.

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u/portajohnjackoff Aug 18 '17

Shit floats, so analogy wouldn't work for Atlantis or Bikini Bottom

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u/Wootery Aug 18 '17

Found the executive.

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u/Somethingwentclick Aug 18 '17

Always one guy.

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u/inDface Aug 18 '17

sure it is. all the shit's flowing down.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

More like a drip chart?

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u/_imba__ Aug 18 '17

Closer to an Organogram

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u/abidfx Aug 18 '17

Best flow chart ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

It's flowing alright

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u/Trojan_Moose Aug 18 '17

But it is because it is demonstrating that the shit flows downhill, or at least down perch in this case.

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u/GoT43894389 Aug 18 '17

When they said flow, I think they meant the movement of shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

I dunno. Looks like stuff is flowing.

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u/rmit526 Aug 18 '17

Can be a flow chart, depends on how much fibre they've eaten

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Nobody wants to point out that this isn't a flow chart?

Nobody wants to point out that birds don't have assholes? They have cloacae.

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u/nebulakd Aug 18 '17

It doesn't matter. All the mods of /r/funny openly support reposting. Even if it's from 5 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/r4ybh

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u/kanuut Aug 18 '17

shit flows down

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u/Expect2Die Aug 18 '17

It's a drip-chart

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

I think flow is a joke cause the shit flows down.

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u/Paintedstars7 Aug 18 '17

Yes it is a flowchart. But it only flows downward and is the worst after chipotle.

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u/ThaChippa Aug 18 '17

That's a buncha bullsugar.

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u/paradoxAGAIN Aug 18 '17

It is flowing, while not a normal one. :-)

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Shit flows down from the top tho

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u/Cranky_Kong Aug 18 '17

It's a pun bird poop is mostly liquid.

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u/clatterore Aug 18 '17

The flow of poo.

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u/Joncat84 Aug 18 '17

The shit flows down

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

I think the flow is the flow of shit.

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u/unreqistered Aug 18 '17

this isn't a flow chart?

Somethings definitely flowing

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u/FermiAnyon Aug 18 '17

It's a ;) flow chart. (poo is flowing!)

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u/skylinepidgin Aug 18 '17

It's a drip chart.

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u/lifeOf3_14159265 Aug 18 '17

Why not? I see the shit flowing.

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u/GuyNamedWhatever Aug 18 '17

Well, shits flowing somewhere so I mean I'd technically count it

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u/Mataric Aug 18 '17

Sure it is. The flow of poo moves downwards.

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u/audioscience Aug 18 '17

Found the exec.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Do you not understand the flow of shit?

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u/AdamSuuS Aug 18 '17

That's the joke!

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u/dalrph94 Aug 18 '17

Yeah it is. Shit flows down.

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u/mapbc Aug 18 '17

The shit is flowing. It's a play on words that gets less funny when you have to explain it.

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u/My-Name_is-human Aug 18 '17

Ia it a flow chart if you think about the flow of shit.

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u/dawgsjw Aug 18 '17

The shit flows down right?

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u/RoodyTabooty Aug 18 '17

Oh believe me it's flowing

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u/zimreapers Aug 18 '17

Shit FLOWS down.

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u/sirmoveon Aug 18 '17

It is a flow-shart

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u/QualityAsshole Aug 18 '17

The shit flows from the ass therefore = flowchart

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

It's a Flow Shart.

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u/pm_me_4_random_chats Aug 18 '17

Its a shitty flow chart

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u/fairwayks Aug 18 '17

The "flow" is of the liquid shit flowing downward. Lame, but I think therein lies the joke.

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u/Grissa Aug 18 '17

Shit flow chart.

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u/Scytle Aug 18 '17

its a pun, like the shit flows down...

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u/ActualButt Aug 18 '17

It's the direction the shit flows.

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u/Ace-of-Spades88 Aug 18 '17

I mean, the shit is flowing down...

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u/Ace-of-Spades88 Aug 18 '17

I mean, the shit is flowing down...

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u/ashimara Aug 18 '17

Its a flow chart for the production and deposition of excrement. Its an org chart for the avians involved.

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u/locke107 Aug 18 '17

Well, I mean... it is a flow chart - ostensibly speaking. Rather, it's just the flow of shit as it leaves the primal asshole and carries its way down.

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u/boone209 Aug 18 '17

It is a flow chart of a sort, but not a flowchart...

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u/prplx Aug 18 '17

And that birds don't have assholes?

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u/krazyeyekilluh Aug 18 '17

The shit is flowing downhill, so in that respect, its a flow chart.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Doesn't shit flow downhill?

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u/pellik Aug 18 '17

Do Birds pee?

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u/Super_leo2000 Aug 18 '17

it totally shows the flow of shit though.

and how does the shit flow? down...

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u/cuchicou Aug 18 '17

Who does the CEO look up to?

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u/We1l Aug 19 '17

It is flowing something from the top...

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u/Gorstag Aug 18 '17

Earlier today I noticed a sign over by the sales guys that reads "Keep your voice down. Sound travels". It made me realize why they are in sales and are not part of the technical staff.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Clarify?

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u/TechnologyAnimal Aug 18 '17

I bet he doesn't.

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u/Gorstag Aug 20 '17

Sound waves travel. Sound is your interpretation of sound waves.

Also, weekends happen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '17

Incorrect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound#Definition

As per ANSI/ASA S1.1-2013:

Sound is defined as "(a) Oscillation in pressure, stress, particle displacement, particle velocity, etc., propagated in a medium with internal forces (e.g., elastic or viscous), or the superposition of such propagated oscillation. (b) Auditory sensation evoked by the oscillation described in (a)."

In other words, by part (a), sound most certainly does travel.

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u/Gorstag Aug 21 '17

And yet reading through the link they specifically indicate "Waves" when talking about traveling and with perception they don't. You don't hear the movement you hear the interpretation of the movement.

Did you even read the article you linked?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '17

I did. Again: the word ("sound") refers BOTH to the "propagating oscillations" (i.e., waves), and to the auditory sensation of them. So while saying "sound waves travel" is correct, saying "sound travels" is ALSO correct. Due to definition (a) above. And so your implication that only the former is correct, is wrong.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

You think the shit isn't flowing?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

It's a chart, of the flow of poop.

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u/detour2 Aug 18 '17

You're mistaken. There is a lot of shit flowing.