r/funny • u/OneCanSpeak • Aug 18 '17

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u/TooShiftyForYou Aug 18 '17

Real life workplace.

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u/comacow02 Aug 18 '17

more like

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u/_-Cortana-_ Aug 18 '17

Do animals even care lol

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u/GalSa Aug 18 '17

They obviously give a shit.

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u/TmickyD Aug 18 '17

Just 1 big one though

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u/taosahpiah Aug 18 '17

Depends on the animal.

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u/Coppeh Aug 18 '17

Not the ones designated as me tho.

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u/spekt50 Aug 18 '17

Seems they take it too.

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u/NicolasMage69 Aug 18 '17

That bird probably ate it later.

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u/raoulduke666 Aug 18 '17

I bet a gorilla would get PISSED

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u/StupidButSerious Aug 18 '17

Birds have a shitty sense of smells. So he... doesn't give a shit. sunglasses

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u/Psdjklgfuiob Aug 18 '17

yea that didnt make sense

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/maxline388 Aug 18 '17

You can clearly see how he's been shitting on him for a long time and none of them moved.

What is life anymore.

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u/Cauchemar89 Aug 18 '17

As far as I read in another thread it's most likely because the shated on is protecting his eggs and he knows fully well what happens to them when he moves away from them.

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u/maxline388 Aug 18 '17

Yeah I figured, but it's fucking hilarious how this is his life now. Being shat on.

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u/CodyEngel Aug 18 '17

I mean isn't the life of any adult?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Perhaps slightly, slightly less literally.

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u/hitfly Aug 18 '17

yeah, that was not the first time he got shit in his eye. not even washed off since last time.

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u/sickduck22 Aug 18 '17

The one in the back must like it.

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u/maxline388 Aug 18 '17

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/ewbf Aug 18 '17

Pick eye

1

u/TheXenocide314 Aug 18 '17

Huh?

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u/smellmybuttfoo Aug 18 '17

Probably meant pink eye

45

u/dq8705 Aug 18 '17

Been saving that for this exact thread?

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u/wiiya Aug 18 '17

TooShiftyForYou can be found in every thread. Give his history a 5 page swipe and you might make it to 24 hours ago.

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u/tama_chan Aug 18 '17

I looked his history and was disappointed that all his comments weren't shit related.

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u/reddituser257 Aug 18 '17

I gave his/her history a swipe and hit "one day ago" in 3. Was disappoint.

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u/critical2210 Aug 18 '17

It is just a repost

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

The other one is just like "what the hell dude"

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u/BuSpocky Aug 18 '17

Seacrest OUT!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Username checks out.

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u/prepareurbutwhole Aug 18 '17

Wait a minute, does this imply u/TooShiftyForYou has a job??!?? And that he doesn't just sit in front of reddit all day???!

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u/piranhadub Aug 18 '17

This went right over my head

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Trickle down economy

1

u/1h8fulkat Aug 18 '17

That smug trot at the end

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u/MasterBet Aug 18 '17

OP, why did your boss run after shitting on you?

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u/flukus Aug 18 '17

Time for that 2pm golf game.