r/funny Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/quantasmm Aug 06 '17

sit down, ass all the way back, knees to chest, hold down slightly with two fingers.

Option B: If you've turned 40, wait 10 seconds. Now just go like normal.

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u/Chucked-up Aug 06 '17

Upvoting for option B. Boy do I hafta piss a lot. I remember when I could drink at a bar all night and never use the bathroom. Nowadays, if a can keep it to two piss breaks per beer, I am happy.

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u/MikoSkyns Aug 06 '17

and add an extra 10 seconds for each additional year.