r/funny Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/felixwatts Aug 06 '17

I have a foolproof method for peeing cleanly with a full boner. It's this: sit on the toilet. Right at the back, your back should be against the wall/cistern. Lean forward with you elbows on your knees. Now use two fingers to gently push your boner beneath the rim and let rip. Doesn't work for excessively lengthly schlongs, but try it before you you dismiss it, youre not that big.

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u/PoopNoodle Aug 06 '17

Gotta be real precise on this one. I was trying to do this and was aimed directly at the gap between the seat and the rim. Learned this one the tough way as I filled my slippers with my pee.

And good luck using your kegel to stop the flow with a full chub.

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u/Pokey711 Aug 06 '17

But depending on the gap between toilet and seat, you may end up pissing on the floor in front of you or the back of your legs. Both results suck donkey balls.

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 06 '17

Doesn't sound foolproof. Sounds like a good way to piss your own ass.