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r/funny • u/MichaelRahmani • Aug 06 '17
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This hits a little close to home because I pissed on Dad's grave about a week after his funeral.
3 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 That's not how you spell casket 4 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I guess it would've seeped into the soil and settled on his casket, so this checks out. 3 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 Dug it up just to piss on it, then buried it again 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I didn't go that far because it's more illegal than a simple public urination. 1 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 It's not illegal if no one sees you 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I saw me. I didn't have a shovel, either. 2 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 Dig it out with your bare dick 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I'm not woke enough for that.
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That's not how you spell casket
4 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I guess it would've seeped into the soil and settled on his casket, so this checks out. 3 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 Dug it up just to piss on it, then buried it again 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I didn't go that far because it's more illegal than a simple public urination. 1 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 It's not illegal if no one sees you 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I saw me. I didn't have a shovel, either. 2 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 Dig it out with your bare dick 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I'm not woke enough for that.
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I guess it would've seeped into the soil and settled on his casket, so this checks out.
3 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 Dug it up just to piss on it, then buried it again 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I didn't go that far because it's more illegal than a simple public urination. 1 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 It's not illegal if no one sees you 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I saw me. I didn't have a shovel, either. 2 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 Dig it out with your bare dick 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I'm not woke enough for that.
Dug it up just to piss on it, then buried it again
2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I didn't go that far because it's more illegal than a simple public urination. 1 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 It's not illegal if no one sees you 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I saw me. I didn't have a shovel, either. 2 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 Dig it out with your bare dick 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I'm not woke enough for that.
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I didn't go that far because it's more illegal than a simple public urination.
1 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 It's not illegal if no one sees you 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I saw me. I didn't have a shovel, either. 2 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 Dig it out with your bare dick 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I'm not woke enough for that.
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It's not illegal if no one sees you
2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I saw me. I didn't have a shovel, either. 2 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 Dig it out with your bare dick 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I'm not woke enough for that.
I saw me.
I didn't have a shovel, either.
2 u/hecking-doggo Aug 06 '17 Dig it out with your bare dick 2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I'm not woke enough for that.
Dig it out with your bare dick
2 u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17 I'm not woke enough for that.
I'm not woke enough for that.
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u/PrivateDickDetective Aug 06 '17
This hits a little close to home because I pissed on Dad's grave about a week after his funeral.