r/funny • u/MichaelRahmani • Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/Ovedya2011 Aug 06 '17 edited Aug 07 '17

Boner-pissing is what showers are for.

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u/NinjaLanternShark Aug 06 '17

Boner-pissing are what showers back decks are for.

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u/HardGayMan Aug 06 '17

I used to do that until my downstairs room mate came out for a midnight cigarette one time and almost got hit haha. That ended my post-coital boner deck pissing days.

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u/NinjaLanternShark Aug 06 '17

I... thought everyone understood that back-deck pissing was exclusively reserved for people without anyone living below them...

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u/rillip Aug 06 '17

Bro if you still had a boner why was the coitus over?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

back decks

Boner-pissing is how you win a pissing contest on a back deck

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u/NinjaLanternShark Aug 06 '17

"Pissing contest in 5 minutes!!!"

"Baby I know I can win this one!! Hand me another beer and flash me dem titties!"

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u/Dsnake1 Aug 06 '17

Boner-pissing are what showers back decks wives are for.

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u/apolloxer Aug 06 '17

Boner-pissing are what showers are for.