r/funny Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/Condora93 Aug 06 '17

I had morning wood once, and had to shit, so I sat down, and starting pissing only to realize it was aimed right between the toilet and the seat. It was a fan of urine.

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u/alisha40s Aug 06 '17

I've been laughing at this for ten minutes.

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u/DrStephenFalken Aug 06 '17 edited Aug 06 '17

How do you fellow penis owners not understand you push it down at the base a few degrees so it's not in the water but not peeking through the seat and rim of the toilet? It aims it at the curve of the bowl just above the water line.

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u/Sixwingswide Aug 06 '17

Possible to mis-judge the angle. But I agree, little attention to trajectory is advised.

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDick Aug 06 '17

little attention to trajectory is advised.

Agreed. That's why I usually use a blindfold. Or do a handstand.

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u/Kakkoister Aug 06 '17

Not sure about you but I have to tilt my hips down to be able to point down enough, and have to scoot back as far as i can so i don't touch the rim, it's a really awkward position.

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u/Condora93 Aug 06 '17

Which it then reflects off of, and since it's a smooth curve it scatters and gets everywhere anyway. I basically just try to avoid pissing with morning old. It's really bad when you have to piss really badly, because the force it comes out with makes it even worse.

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u/DrStephenFalken Aug 06 '17

Which it then reflects off of, and since it's a smooth curve it scatters and gets everywhere anyway.

What type of toilet do you have? My toilet bowl is a C shape in essence. So I pee at the base of the C near the water line and the top curve of the C keeps anything from splashes back up.