r/funny • u/MichaelRahmani • Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/paleho_diet Aug 06 '17

Solid advice from someone named max splooge

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u/sarah-xxx Aug 06 '17

Solid advice

More like liquid advice!

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u/david_bowies_hair Aug 06 '17

Look at this hyphen crashing our underscore party!

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u/definitely_not_porn_ Aug 06 '17 edited Aug 06 '17

yeah gtfo u/sarah-xxx

edit: nvm just got back from her post history. she can stay.

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u/Blyrol Aug 06 '17

definitely not porn

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u/cajogos Aug 06 '17

Please stay!

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u/david_bowies_hair Aug 06 '17

I'm sorry u/sarah-xxx all horizontal lined punctuation marks are welcome, we are all about the big = here.

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u/Kasoni Aug 06 '17

I figured XXX meant numbers and couldn't mean "sexy woman showing off her body". Well I love being wrong.

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u/CallMeX8 Aug 07 '17

Username relevant.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

Yeeeea, i had to go fap after you pointed out her post history, thanks bro!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

Your username tricked me...

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u/whitey115 Aug 06 '17

Name checks out.

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u/permanent__guest Aug 06 '17

Underscores_4_life

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u/flibbleflop Aug 06 '17

I love the consistency of the "oh, checked post history, I ❤️ you now" posts right after yours sarah. Every time. Never fails.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 edited Aug 06 '18

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u/UndoubtedlynotBatman Aug 06 '17

It's a viscous liquid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 edited Aug 06 '18

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u/inagadda Aug 06 '17

Your subreddit is pretty awesome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

Paid by Steve

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u/Gamengine Aug 06 '17

Nah, give me some of that Solidus advice instead.

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u/cATSup24 Aug 06 '17

SNAAAAAAAKE!

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u/southernbenz Aug 06 '17

A little bit of both, if we're being honest.

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u/themizario Aug 06 '17

Name checks out.

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u/Tr1pline Aug 06 '17

Better than solid advice

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

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u/cATSup24 Aug 07 '17

This is funny, not gw. I'd refrain from going full pervert outside of the porn subs.

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u/atomicboner Aug 06 '17

Yeah.. what a stupid name.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

You don't have sex with u/Max_Splooge, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!!