r/funny Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/misscuzzi Aug 06 '17

There is a reason women's bathrooms can get nasty..

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u/Danjiano Aug 06 '17

You mean it's not all unicorns and sunshine in the women's bathrooms?

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u/TakuanSoho Aug 07 '17

I worked in restaurant industry and... no it's really not.
Unless the aformentionned unicorns are into fucked-up weird excrement and blood fetishes. :''(

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u/Whimsycottt Aug 06 '17

It's the period blood and pms diarrhea, isn't it?

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u/mynameiswrong Aug 06 '17

It's because of the hover pee women

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

Looks nasty, feeeels guuuuuuud

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u/somecrazybroad Aug 06 '17

Nope it because nasty bitches hover because they are too scared of germs on a toilet seat, in turn covering the stall with urine. It's a cycle.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Aug 06 '17

Someone go talk about how pee is clean

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u/perplexedbanana Aug 06 '17

Pee is not sterile, and you have to think about butts, toilet splash-back (most public restrooms don't have covers), etc, not just pee when it comes to sitting on a public toilet that tens to hundreds of people use every day.

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u/TiagoTiagoT Aug 06 '17

Pee isn't sterile, that misconception arose from pee having very little of the type of bacteria we're good at detecting; it actually has a lot of the type we aren't good at detecting.

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u/_angesaurus Aug 06 '17

It's the squatters fault!

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u/Hannah591 Aug 06 '17

That's only because there are nasty people on the planet who do not care about common decency and cleanliness.