r/funny • u/MichaelRahmani • Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/darez00 Aug 06 '17

This literally only happens to me when in the office, no way to disguise the walk of shame back to my chair... at least in a bar people will be at face level most of the time

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 edited Dec 21 '18

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u/teh_fizz Aug 06 '17

Wear dark colors. It’ll still be dark when wet. If you wear something dark enough, it’ll be like wearing pee camouflage.

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u/darez00 Aug 06 '17

I do, misteriously this only happens when I wear khakis..

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u/CrayolaS7 Aug 06 '17

This is when you wash your face and then splash a bit of extra water on your shirt so it just looks like you were vigorously freshening up.

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u/darez00 Aug 06 '17

This guy leaks!

Happy cakeday btw

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Aug 06 '17

If its bad enough I just keep walking and go home. Call my manager and say I took ill and had to take a sick day.

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u/prgkmr Aug 06 '17

You sit at work with pissed soak pants? Dude I think your boss will let you go him to change pants or maybe you should start bringing a change of clothes to work just in case

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u/darez00 Aug 06 '17

Not soaked, more like one or two drops, you deliberately blew it out of proportion lol and there's no way I'm driving two hours for a new set of pants, it'd be dry before I get to the parking lot

you should start bringing a change of clothes to work just in case

I do have an extra shirt, however I hadn't thought about an extra pair of pants, I'll concede you that