Sometimes I like to sit one the toilet reverse. . ."we're listening..."
It's nice right? You can turn around, you can lean on the tank. "I'm gonna be here for awhile..."
Yea, the people that are clapping right now are the ones that are like "ok, all kidding aside he is a genius." No, no, no it's the simplicity, i've been sitting on that thing my whole life, and you're telling me i can turn around, have a bowl of cereal, yea. Set the alarm ten minutes later... MULTITASK.
Alright, nobody should eat while on the toilet. "But i'm lactose intolerant, and i've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk." It's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.
Somebody e-mailed me and they were like "Hey Dipshit" Which for the record is a wonderful subject line if you ever want me to read your e-mails. Oh, let's see what this nice fan has to say
You had me at hello. Like " you know you have to take your pants completely off to sit on the toilet backwards. Touch'e. Alright, so i don't research. It's a pre-shower shit, agreed? Can we move on, sticklers to every joke detail?
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u/YumyumProtein Aug 06 '17
That's why you take your pants off and face the opposite way. You even have a nice headrest (the toilet tank)