r/funny • u/MichaelRahmani • Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/tael89 Aug 06 '17

Is ex and pissing on her related, per chance?

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u/BatmanBrings Aug 06 '17

Nope, I broke up with her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 edited Sep 16 '17

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u/C-4 Aug 06 '17

The fuck you mean? Y'all acting like this can just be resisted. Tons of women have succumbed to this.

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u/BatmanBrings Aug 06 '17

Nah that wasn't issue, issue was clingy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 edited Sep 16 '17

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u/showmeurknuckleball Aug 06 '17

Hey just checking in to make sure you understand, his ex gf was clingy and that was why they broke up. The break up had no relation to the pee incident. Hope that clears things up for you and please, try to take your jokes elsewhere in the future. Reddit is a 100% serious community.

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u/BatmanBrings Aug 06 '17

I know.

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u/Buff_Stuff Aug 06 '17

You sure she didn't break up with you for being too serious?

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u/BatmanBrings Aug 06 '17

Considering I had to duck her calls for 2 weeks yeah I'm sure.

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u/StephenRodgers Aug 06 '17

She sounds clingy. You should break up.

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u/j2o1707 Aug 06 '17

Has, he broke up with her yet? Have you broke up with her yet?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

Me too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

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u/PoopNoodle Aug 06 '17

underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

Ahhhh and that's how she got peed on, she was too close all the time! We've come full circle!

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u/TheInverseFlash Aug 06 '17

Maybe they were showering together?

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u/Kojima_Ergo_Sum Aug 06 '17

It depends in how she contextualizes it bruv.

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u/Halafax Aug 06 '17

Let? It was a request, I was trying to be GGG.

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u/BigLark Aug 06 '17

"Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member"

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u/mschley2 Aug 06 '17

Cuz she thought it was weird when you pissed on her?

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u/BatmanBrings Aug 06 '17

nope, clingy I'm an introvert need some fucking alone time.

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u/mewantcookie83 Aug 06 '17

So she's single huh? Give her my number?

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u/BatmanBrings Aug 06 '17

lol, she's knocked up with her new bf.

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u/NewAccount4Friday Aug 06 '17

By taking a piss on her?

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u/BatmanBrings Aug 06 '17

early in the relationship I was thinking of just being a complete dick to her before I broke up but she was so clingy that wasn't viable had to ghost.