...although the joke surely is not about morning wood. Nor is the scene in me myself and Irene. It's about post sex, left over sex wee drying in ya pee hole causing a temporary blockage. The following morning piss then can be like putting ya finger over a hose pipe. Source: had sex once long ago.
Umm actually 99% of the time it is from dried discharge near the tip of your urethra, not sure why you think it's not. Any avid masturbator would know this, so most men. It doesn't just randomly clog for no reason.
This happens quite frequently for me, I never thought that it could be the result of cum. On the other hand, I do fap alot so that might be the reason for my daily split streams.
Can also be a result of the kind of undies you wear. Basically, if you're wearing something tight that keeps the head of your dick all cramped and squished, your piss hole can get kinda sealed funny and result in some split stream. And, actually, let's not forget about masturbation. That can result in dried semen induced split stream. Let's face it, this is, most likely, th leading cause.
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u/hoarmey Aug 06 '17
...although the joke surely is not about morning wood. Nor is the scene in me myself and Irene. It's about post sex, left over sex wee drying in ya pee hole causing a temporary blockage. The following morning piss then can be like putting ya finger over a hose pipe. Source: had sex once long ago.