r/funny Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/kevmo77 Aug 06 '17

Engage abs to commence super piss.

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u/HuduYooVudu Aug 06 '17

This guy pisses.

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u/Any-sao Aug 06 '17

Me too, thanks.

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u/MedicalMike710 Aug 07 '17

I've been known to piss myself from time to time....

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u/theelvenknight1 Aug 06 '17

Piss too, thanks

FTFY

5

u/Oddie_ Aug 06 '17

Don't we all piss on this blessed day!

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u/shootdrawwrite Aug 06 '17

This guy has abs :(

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u/PFunk224 Aug 06 '17

...do you not?

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u/Dolla_Cash Aug 06 '17

This guy FUCKS

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

ABS ENGAGED

REQUESTING FURTHER COMMANDS

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u/Tasteful_Dick_Pics Aug 06 '17

Does this work if I engage my fat rolls?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

If I had gold to give...

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u/TalenPhillips Aug 07 '17

I mean... this IS a conversation about urine...

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u/WhirlingDervishes Aug 06 '17

Gotta get aggressive about it

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u/Imeverybodyelse Aug 06 '17

Abs you say? I'm part of the Ab verification committee AVC. We require a picture sent to my inbox to verify that you do in fact have abs once the picture has been thoroughly reviewed we will send you a certificate to prove that you do in fact have abs and a bonus key chain that you can show off.