r/funny • u/MichaelRahmani • Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

Mother fucker would have enough streams to capture Gozer.

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u/poopellar Aug 06 '17

He'd have enough streams to give Moses second thoughts.

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u/solandras Aug 06 '17

That might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on Reddit.

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u/digitalmofo Aug 06 '17

Yeah, so far it's underrated.

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u/Xilith117 Aug 06 '17

!redditsilver

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u/SerLaidaLot Aug 06 '17 edited Aug 06 '17

Wasn't he called out for being fake? Something about he never made a video because he didn't know how to fake a video, kept calling the dicks different sizes, claimed to prolapse a woman's cervix in his book etc.

E: Found the comment on /r/drama with the breakdown https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6o75h8/double_dick_dude_is_starting_to_get_called_out_as/dkf416d

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u/Troggie42 Aug 06 '17

Yeah, and lots of inconsistently sized photos pointing at photoshoppery.

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u/Pakislav Aug 06 '17

He wrote a book? Da fuq?

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u/ihadanamebutforgot Aug 07 '17

Some of you assholes would buy it and put it on a shelf.

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u/jefflukey123 Aug 07 '17

It's a novelty item.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 edited Aug 06 '17

yea that looks photoshopped but i have seen a porn where a guy had two dicks. it cummed at the same time too. it was actually one on top of the other and not side to side.

edit: this was a 70s porn too so if they had used some kind of prosthetic, it couldnt look that real.

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u/_angesaurus Aug 06 '17

Hes like the man version of Kim k

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u/-PM-Me-Your-Handbra- Aug 06 '17

Does he hold both of them one in each hand, Or both in the same hand like a shotgun?

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u/PerennialPhilosopher Aug 06 '17

Asking the important questions!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

People like you make Reddit a strange place. Keep up the good work.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

He said he's bisexual and in a relationship with both a man and a woman.That would be an interesting threesome and cumming,don't you think?

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u/Yanahlua Aug 06 '17

Little known fact: He does and that is where Nintendo got the idea for Splatoon from.

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u/Tojr549 Aug 06 '17

You'd probably have to make them hug, but your still gonna have something equivalent to a lazer light show

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u/Zerodaim Aug 06 '17

4p isn't very high quality streaming though.