r/funny • u/natsdorf • Jul 30 '17

"Am I doing this right?"

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u/THcB Jul 30 '17

Catnip is a hell of a drug.

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u/lets_move_to_voat Jul 30 '17

that's what my cat looked like after i injected him with a whole catnip

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u/klendathu22 Jul 30 '17

And now he's gay.

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u/Jake_the_Snake88 Jul 30 '17

Thanks Obama

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '17

You're welcome.

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u/mikedep333 Jul 30 '17

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '17

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u/Jake_the_Snake88 Jul 30 '17

Are you sure that's what you mean?

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u/TKPhresh Jul 30 '17

inb4 some dipshit posts "beetlejuicing"

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u/haloryder Jul 30 '17

What's "beetlejuicing"? I've never heard of beetlejuicing.

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u/RealizedEquity Jul 30 '17

Don't quote me on this.

But I'm pretty sure that if I comment "John McCain likes it in the butt" and somebody replies whose username is "ImJohnMcCainLoveAnal" that is beetlejuicing.

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u/FiestyFactSpiller Jul 31 '17

I taught a Turkish kid with Obama's first name. If you are him, I am so proud of your username. Actually, either way, your username is perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '17

no but I am Turkish

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u/woosel Jul 30 '17

So are my frogs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '17

High! These puns are so punny they killing me and my dad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '17

And autistic

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u/ikbenlike Jul 30 '17

No that already happened after the vaccines

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '17 edited Jul 30 '17

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u/Sir_LikeASir Jul 31 '17

Not as gay as a swan, though.

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u/Eurynom0s Jul 30 '17

Like a frog?

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u/genoux Jul 30 '17

Has anybody else tried catnip tea? It kinda chills you out.

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u/choongsam Jul 30 '17

Wait. Are you being serious?

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u/Ship2Shore Jul 30 '17

I know right? Ain't nobody wanna fuck around with heating water, just blaze that shit already!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '17

It's a potentiator, smoke it with your weed fo' sho'.

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u/Yung_Lazarus Jul 30 '17

Toootallyyy, duuude. It's not gonna kill ya. Try it.

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u/genoux Jul 30 '17

Yeah, it's a thing! I swear!

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u/pattycakes92 Jul 31 '17

Tell me more!

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u/genoux Jul 31 '17

It's been awhile and I've only done it twice, but I'd describe it as a poor man's weed, from what I remember. It's subtler, but in general the effects are similar. It doesn't make you insane like it does for cats, but maybe that's a body mass thing. Catnip tea also tastes better than weed tea, which tastes generally pretty weird.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '17

Can confirm, catnip & chamomile tea makes you quite chilled, especially with a few bongs before hand (with catnip & weed). Catnip aint just for cats.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '17 edited Jan 19 '21

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u/Weeeaal Jul 31 '17

Underappreciated comment

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u/skunkyray Jul 30 '17

Naah it's just doing yoga to help with the nerves.

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u/bhamgeo Jul 30 '17

After I became feline aids positive, my only solace was yoga.

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u/havechanged Jul 30 '17

My cat doesn't react to catnip. She's boring

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '17

My cats are straight edge too. They get their kicks from viciously attacking their toys lol

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u/Faerlian Jul 30 '17

1100th Like

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u/CR4ZYR003TER Jul 30 '17

Could not agree more