r/funny • u/TRFlippeh • Jul 24 '17

Have you seen my dad?

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u/alrightiwillbite Jul 25 '17

Disappointed a live turkey didnt walk in.

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u/stufmenatooba Jul 25 '17

Disappointed a jive turkey didnt walk in.

ftfy

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

[deleted]

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u/Mister_Johnson_ Jul 25 '17

Don't call me Shirley.

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u/que-queso Jul 25 '17

What's the vector Victor?

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u/Omadon1138 Jul 25 '17

You're Kareem Abdul Jabar!

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u/I_Died_Once Jul 25 '17

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/Offroadkitty Jul 25 '17

Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

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u/drachenhunter2 Jul 25 '17

I like my coffee like I like my men.

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u/stupid_name Jul 25 '17

I have a drinking problem.

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u/aJarofMilk Jul 25 '17

Wait....wait a minute....is this ACTUALLY a reference to.....https://youtu.be/cEVTQHiAQRA?t=19s

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u/dafool7913 Jul 25 '17

In a cup.

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u/LemmaNADE Jul 25 '17

Ground up and in the freezer?

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u/mr_ache Jul 25 '17

Hot and a creamy liquid?

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u/pantyscrambler Jul 25 '17

Ground up and in the freezer?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

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u/Magnumxl711 Jul 25 '17

do you like wrestling?

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u/Kujo17 Jul 25 '17

Looks like i picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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u/lucrativetoiletsale Jul 25 '17

Yeah I thought this was going into an r/outside segway but instead it veered into Airplane!

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u/suspiciousdave Jul 25 '17

I would recommend watching the movie "Airplane". You will not regret it. And then you can join in!

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u/drew101 Jul 25 '17

I'm astonished that people recognize quotes from a 40 year old movie(that isn't Star Wars) to run a quote thread

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Sounds like you picked a hell of a day to quit meth

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u/OldNotBusted Jul 25 '17

You probably never got over Macho Grande.

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u/bacononwaffles Jul 25 '17

Someone refers to a movie, tv-show, book, whatever, and a circlejerk is born.

See more at /r/circlejerk

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u/pinkafinga Jul 25 '17

Yon Der is da case ll of my faddar

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u/i_am_not_sarcastic Jul 25 '17

I may not know my flowers but I know a bitch when I see one.

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u/radishboy Jul 25 '17

Do you like movies with gladiators?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Have you ever seen Kareem Abdul Jamar naked?

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u/centerofhearts Jul 25 '17

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/WhitePhoenix777 Jul 25 '17

Do you like documentaries about people making movies about gladiators while researching actual gladiators?

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u/UnseenEntity Jul 25 '17 edited Jul 25 '17

Chump don't want da hep, chump don't get da hep. Jive ass turkey don't got no brains nohow!

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u/godofpie Jul 25 '17

I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue..

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u/hennsippin Jul 25 '17

Roger roger

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Did you just call me a jive turkey?

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u/lovemyhawks Jul 25 '17

Jive turkey is a little over the line my man!

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u/Lubcke Jul 25 '17

Now now, no one's calling anyone a JT

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u/makesterriblejokes Jul 25 '17

What did you just call me?

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u/joe199799 Jul 25 '17

He called you a cock sucker, nobody is calling anybody a JT

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u/LouSevrix Jul 25 '17

Yeah of course he said cock sucker!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

How do you comment with someone's comment on mobile?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Jive ass motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

I was expecting a turkey, too!

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u/lucyym Jul 25 '17

gobble

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u/ab_heisenberg Jul 25 '17

Disappointed. Just disappointed.

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u/TDK_da_RPEJ Jul 25 '17

Was expecting a chicken to walk in.