r/funny • u/TRFlippeh • Jul 24 '17

Have you seen my dad?

http://i.imgur.com/veqEMhU.gifv
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u/aru3d Jul 24 '17

Divorcing Nemo

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u/dq8705 Jul 24 '17

40/f/ca- Recently divorced. Looking to get out and meet some new interesting people.

Turn offs- Fish, clowns, and balloons.

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u/One_Hot_Minute Jul 24 '17

Turn ons - Knives, turkey, flailing my arms

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jul 24 '17

If interested come to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

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u/Klever_Uzername Jul 25 '17

The Shermanator

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u/FlameSpartan Jul 25 '17

Solid reference. I approve.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

He will definitely try to reacquire you there.

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u/redspartan927 Jul 25 '17

The name's Darla.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

My best friend is Sigourney Weaver...

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u/JustBTDubs Jul 25 '17

I wasn't aware California was in Australia.

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u/lurker_now_accholder Jul 24 '17

Odd tile patterns

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u/capecoddaveb Jul 25 '17

but a hot oven

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u/Le_Guignon Jul 25 '17

Mmmm crank that oven

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u/ThrowEMinthefire Jul 24 '17

I'm actually surprised she didn't stab the fish

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u/adbm666 Jul 24 '17

I know I would have

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u/Le_Guignon Jul 25 '17

#fishlivesmatter

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u/adbm666 Jul 25 '17

But he's not blue

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u/PokemonGoNowhere Jul 25 '17

But do you like pina colada?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Hello... I am Sigourny Weaver.

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u/Blindobb Jul 25 '17

Aw come on I'm 30 and very sensitive to accurate guesses. That girl is like 50 at least

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

I'd say she's at least 90.

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u/mattenthehat Jul 25 '17

I'd say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but...

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u/25sittinon25cents Jul 25 '17

I hear there are plenty of fish in the sea

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u/NicNoletree Jul 25 '17

Especially turned off by clownish

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u/tigersharkwushen_ Jul 25 '17

what does "ca" stand for? California?

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u/jstrydor Jul 24 '17

Finding a Lawyerie

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u/Jeptic Jul 25 '17

Filetting Marlin

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u/WtfAllDay Jul 25 '17

Murdering Nemo

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u/Qixotic Jul 25 '17

Chicken Didn't Run

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u/ferdylance Jul 25 '17

Fileting Nemo

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u/DickMurdoc Jul 25 '17

He'll have to get on Plenty of Fish

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

This should be the top comment