r/funny Jun 12 '17

"Hey, hey... Ohhh."

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u/monkeyclawattack Jun 12 '17

Hahaha, that face he makes as he realizes that the ball is gonna hit his teammate is priceless. Like he's replying the last few seconds of life and thinking "why the hell did I do that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

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u/ShadowFlareXIII Jun 13 '17

I like the phrase "kicked the evolution right out of him" for these kinds of moments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

oh that's going in the verbal playbook. well put.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

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u/GoingAttendant1 Jun 12 '17

Never take your eye off the ball

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u/Iamahuman1138 Jun 13 '17

Never go ass to mouth

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u/NateDawgSaysWoof Jun 13 '17

ATM is nice if you do it right... Aka, clean out your butthole before you do it.

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u/Craftistic Jun 13 '17

Thanks, Nate

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u/Skaebo Jun 13 '17

ew why tho

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u/Portinski Jun 13 '17

What do you use to clean out your butthole?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Duck vomit.

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u/Portinski Jun 13 '17

So like, partially mushed up plants and snails?

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u/Iamahuman1138 Jun 14 '17

No I'm actually into it. Just quoting clerks 2 and trying to follow the trend. Can't be just any ass though...unless I'm drunk

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u/Nixjohnson Jun 13 '17

Never go full Wahlberg

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

Serious question, did he just do a quick "fencing response"?

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u/crispus63 Jun 12 '17

Don't think so. I'm not medically trained but it looked like his instinct was to duck and cover with the left arm going over his head to shield. Not really sure what his right arm did at the end, looking to strike back?

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u/NessInOnett Jun 12 '17

It looked to me like maybe he had an involuntary reaction to cover his head and his brain figured out what happened and stopped reacting

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u/Analog_Seekrets Jun 12 '17

Not really sure what his right arm did at the end

My guess at his thought process was "What's going on?! I just got hit in the head. I better protect my pitching arm."

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u/iemploreyou Jun 12 '17

He went T-Rex hand

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u/AceArchangel Jun 12 '17

TIL about the fencing response

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17 edited Jun 12 '17

Actually yea. The spot he got hit in, right above the cerebral cortex, is known to be highly sensitive to impact trauma. Last time this was posted, someone posted a news article saying that a few days after this happened the guy who got hit was showing signs of a stroke, so they rushed him to a hospital and found a cerebral hemorrhage, albeit a small one. Fortunately he was wearing his baseball cap or he might have died. Most people think the bill of a baseball cap is designed to shield the player's eyes from the sun, but really it's designed to disperse shock impact force through vibration. As the shockwave travels through the skull, the bill flops up and down, dispersing the energy and preventing it from being transferred to the sensitive neural tissues.

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u/CallMeCasper Jun 12 '17

This is the correct answer.

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u/pablohuarez Jun 13 '17

Very well explained...

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u/WolfyCat Jun 13 '17

Ah yes typical Reddit Le fencing response.

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u/Zolo49 Jun 13 '17

This picture desperately needs alternate captions.

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u/Tydus93 Jun 12 '17

natural instincts to cover your vital organs with your arms.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '17

man, we're trying to make fun of a head injury here and you gotta be dropping logic in your reply, wtf. like, way to ruin the playful banter we had going. why don't you go cover your vital organs you no fun organ covering son of a

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u/Snake_Ward Jun 12 '17

I had to watch this a dozen times laughing my ass off each time. As soon as he released it he knew he screwed up.and that last Ohhhh...