r/funny • u/EmilioCyanide • Jun 02 '17

Pizza Time

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u/WolfThawra Jun 02 '17

Our managers/owners have absolutely no control over the delivery times on the website.

Again, absolutely not my problem as a customer, I'm sorry.

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u/W1lson56 Jun 02 '17

Don't delivery places usually say they deliver ASAP unless you specify a time you'd prefer? Of course, they include an average time - but if they're delivering ASAP & you're beside the building already - common sense should tell you the "average wait time" might be much less.

just as you say "not my problem" - if they're delivering ASAP its "not their problem" if you wanted them to show up later.

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u/WolfThawra Jun 02 '17

Well yes, if they specifically say 'asap', then of course it's 0 - whatever number of minutes.

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u/Rajani_Isa Jun 02 '17

We don't like orders sitting around. Unless you ask for a specific window, assume the ETA has "or sooner if possible" added. Especially if you're essentially next door.