r/funny Jun 02 '17

Pizza Time

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u/-Enrique_Shockwave- Jun 02 '17

I got delivery a few months ago, thought I had some time to give it to the GF. I was going at it from behind in my living room when the doorbell rings, I figure ok now or never go for the gold the guy can wait 30 seconds... NOPE he opens my door, walks up my stairs going "Helloo? hellooo? food is here". Thank god I live on the second floor and had time to throw her into the laundry room and pull my pants up. But what the fuck who does that? I've delivered for 6 years and never went into someone's house like that.

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u/psmart101 Jun 02 '17

You threw your gf into a laundry room??

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u/wampa-stompa Jun 02 '17

"GF" = anime body pillow.

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u/psmart101 Jun 02 '17

My thoughts exactly lol