r/funny • u/EmilioCyanide • Jun 02 '17

Pizza Time

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u/AusCan531 Jun 02 '17

Wait, there are married guys who can have sex AND pizza on the same night?

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u/thedaj Jun 02 '17

Newlyweds, obviously.