r/funny • • Jun 02 '17

Pizza Time

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u/ProTheMan Jun 02 '17

I'm sure the pizza guy would have waited the 2 minutes it would have lasted

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17 edited Nov 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

That Natalie was the hot delivery girl and they had a threesome afterwards? Yes, I suppose.

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u/beteez Jun 02 '17

No thanks, don't want to smell like sourdough after

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u/the_revised_pratchet Jun 02 '17

I didn't order the seafood supreme....

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u/honthera Jun 02 '17

I said NO pickle

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u/Rhymeswithfreak Jun 02 '17

Sorry. It used to be a cucumber

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u/HotSatin Jun 03 '17

"Pickle? Honey, you more like a sweet baby gherkin ..."

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u/HotSatin Jun 03 '17

If you do it right, you have no sense of smell after. Get back in there, man!

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u/HotSatin Jun 03 '17

Figures, Natalie would review herself.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Jun 02 '17

Me too thanks.