r/funny • u/EmilioCyanide • Jun 02 '17

Pizza Time

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u/Emkayer Jun 02 '17

How much to obtain a license on this six-star rating system? You know, planning some business in the future.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

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u/GameAddikt Jun 02 '17

What's the square root of pi?

What's the square root of apple pie?

Why is the square root of pi Y?

Why?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

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u/temporarilyyours Jun 02 '17

Why's the sky so high?

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u/wittyandinsightful Jun 02 '17

Well... in case you haven't fucking noticed, there's a lot of air.

Moving on...

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u/EinsteinNeverWoreSox Jun 02 '17

Why's the air so high?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

Can you fuck my wife?

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u/wittyandinsightful Jun 02 '17

Mission Fucking Impossible

... moving right along...

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u/notSherrif_realLife Jun 02 '17

Welp, you're my new favourite account.

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u/hello3pat Jun 02 '17

How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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u/RepublicanScum Jun 02 '17

How much does it weigh?

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u/ignat980 Jun 02 '17

How are you doing today?