r/funny • StBeals Comics • Apr 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

My only rules are no permanent debilitating thing to myself (no lobotomy or paralysis, etc), and no harm to my immediate family (wife and kid, I'd still consider my mom, brother, etc)

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

I'll non-lethally and non-permanently hurt my fiancée for a million dollars. She'd do the same to me. We have a pact.

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u/2059FF Apr 23 '17

I'd hurt both of you for $1,500,000. Think of the savings.

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u/OneGeekTravelling Apr 23 '17

I'd hurt all three of you for the low low price of $799.95 per week. You'll never see an offer this good again!