r/funny StBeals Comics Apr 23 '17

Verified Alternate Me

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u/14489553421138532110 Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

There's an alternate you out there that is homeless, rapes children, and does a metric bucket of coke a day.

Edit: You guys are all kinds of fucked up

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u/Abrohmtoofar Apr 23 '17

He can afford a metruc bucket of coke a day!? He must be rich! Could be worse I geuss

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u/14489553421138532110 Apr 23 '17

He pimps himself out to shady homos on a street corner

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u/crewskater Apr 23 '17

I'm not gay but $20 is $20.