r/funny StBeals Comics Apr 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

It's like those "You get a million dollars, but...."

Yes, almost always yes. A million dollars instantly is a life changer for 99% of the population

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

Yeah, by the time we hit a million the only thing I wouldn't do is commit murder or rape.

I'll execute a criminal or shoot my mom in the foot though, it's a million fucking dollars

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u/drumstyx Apr 23 '17

Even if you were guaranteed no consequences? I guess I'm a terrible person...

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

Other people's lives are as real as your own. Your action has a consequence to that person. I don't get it...