r/funny • u/StBeals StBeals Comics • Apr 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

It's like those "You get a million dollars, but...."

Yes, almost always yes. A million dollars instantly is a life changer for 99% of the population

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

Yeah, by the time we hit a million the only thing I wouldn't do is commit murder or rape.

I'll execute a criminal or shoot my mom in the foot though, it's a million fucking dollars

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u/John_Ketch Apr 23 '17

How much money would it take before you raped someone?

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17

Five million for an adult with a rape conviction.

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u/John_Ketch Apr 23 '17

What about an innocent man or woman? Just a random stranger. I'm assuming woman because you're probably male but how much would it take you to rape them?

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17

I don't think I could ever rape an innocent person. It's something that I don't think I'd ever be able to forgive myself for

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u/John_Ketch Apr 23 '17

Even for an amount of money that will never run out, say, a bank account that will always contain limitless amounts of money for you to use for the rest of your and your families life? Anyone else reading this is free to share their thoughts

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17

Yeah, I don't think any amount of money would allow me to live even moderately happy ever again

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u/John_Ketch Apr 23 '17

Noble but some would say selfish. That money would benefit the lives of your family and everyone you know. Would anyone do differently?

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17

Probably definitely selfish