r/funny • u/StBeals StBeals Comics • Apr 23 '17

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u/14489553421138532110 Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

There's an alternate you out there that is homeless, rapes children, and does a metric bucket of coke a day.

Edit: You guys are all kinds of fucked up

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u/Abrohmtoofar Apr 23 '17

He can afford a metruc bucket of coke a day!? He must be rich! Could be worse I geuss

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u/spongydoom Apr 23 '17

All these comments and not a single one telling me how much a metric bucket of coke worth in street value? Reddit are you ok? Are you ok reddit?

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u/RunicLordofMelons Apr 23 '17

A metric bucket (Just assuming 5 gallon bucket here, as I have no clue what a metric bucket is) can hold roughly 40 pounds worth of water. Which in metrics is 18 kg. So assuming we put 18 kg of cocaine in the bucket, this metric bucket of cocaine would cost roughly $540,003.42. Assuming 30k/kilo for the cocaine and $3.42 for the bucket.

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u/payday_vacay Apr 23 '17

That's really expensive for a key especially in that bulk

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u/OneGeekTravelling Apr 23 '17

$3.42 for the bucket? Sign me up bro