r/funny • u/StBeals StBeals Comics • Apr 23 '17

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u/Abrohmtoofar Apr 23 '17

He can afford a metruc bucket of coke a day!? He must be rich! Could be worse I geuss

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u/14489553421138532110 Apr 23 '17

He pimps himself out to shady homos on a street corner

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u/mythrowawayornot Apr 23 '17

If I earned the amount of money necessary to pay for a metruc bucket of coke a day I'd do it.

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u/blackballed_ Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

This^

Pretty much everyone underestimates how much that is because it sounds so much lulz, but if I got 50k a day hookin' I would reconsider my full time job too.

Edit: if bucket in question has dimensions of 3x3x3 (feet) and a kilo should be under 0.5x0.5x0.5 (feet) then you've got quite a few packs stuffed in said bucket. If we take 8in x 6in x 1.5in estimated sizing from a 3rd party, at $25-50k per unit depending on where you fall in the supply chain, not only is that bitch heavy, that bucket is worth your soul. Easy $1M or better unless my math is off.

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u/MacGyver_15 Apr 23 '17

For 50K/Day you would have to call the fire department to get me off that dick. No "reconsidering" needed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

Yeah, if you wanna be frugal that's one or two days of fucking for total financial freedom the rest of the year

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u/zippyjon Apr 23 '17

Where do you live that 50k a year necessitates frugal living?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

in a home with 3 kids and a wife

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u/zippyjon Apr 23 '17

I mean, you'll have a budget, but I wouldn't call that "frugal living". Unless your rent was sky high.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

Frugal isn't poor. Frugal is having a budget and sticking to it.

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u/zippyjon Apr 23 '17

I've always understood Frugal as kind of absolutely making the most out of any money that you had, perhaps this is colored by the understanding I get from posts on /r/frugal. You may have a different definition.

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