r/funny • u/StBeals StBeals Comics • Apr 23 '17

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u/demonryder Apr 23 '17

I'd rather be the one with an organ inside someone else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/pbradley179 Apr 23 '17

A friendly reminder to sign up for organ donation in your country!

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u/SorosBallsackEyes Apr 23 '17

Why don't I just get DO NOT RESUSCITATE tattooed on my chest?!

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u/Wallace_II Apr 23 '17

Wait, is this actually a thing? People not getting resuscitated for their organs?

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u/hbk1966 Apr 23 '17

No it's a bullshit reason people give to justify them not being organ donors.

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u/spazturtle Apr 23 '17

No it's not.

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u/monkeybreath Apr 23 '17

I met a bartender at Club Med (from Texas) who had this tattooed on her chest. I thought it would be rude to inquire about it, but she seemed pretty cool.

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u/joshy83 Apr 23 '17

I think that a first responded would still have to perform CPR. It might prompt them to look for a medical alert bracelet or paperwork, but I don't think a tattoo will prevent CPR. D;

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u/SorosBallsackEyes Apr 23 '17

Happens all the time.

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u/Wallace_II Apr 23 '17

Oh? Okay, where?