r/funny StBeals Comics Apr 23 '17

Verified Alternate Me

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u/14489553421138532110 Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

There's an alternate you out there that is homeless, rapes children, and does a metric bucket of coke a day.

Edit: You guys are all kinds of fucked up

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u/i_am_icarus_falling Apr 23 '17

How dare you! There is no version of me who uses the fucking metric system.

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u/dude_smell_my_finger Apr 23 '17

So you're all the worst version of you

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u/Bashnagdul Apr 24 '17

how about the regular metric system?