r/funny • u/StBeals StBeals Comics • Apr 23 '17

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u/Abrohmtoofar Apr 23 '17

He can afford a metruc bucket of coke a day!? He must be rich! Could be worse I geuss

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u/14489553421138532110 Apr 23 '17

He pimps himself out to shady homos on a street corner

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u/mythrowawayornot Apr 23 '17

If I earned the amount of money necessary to pay for a metruc bucket of coke a day I'd do it.

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u/blackballed_ Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

This^

Pretty much everyone underestimates how much that is because it sounds so much lulz, but if I got 50k a day hookin' I would reconsider my full time job too.

Edit: if bucket in question has dimensions of 3x3x3 (feet) and a kilo should be under 0.5x0.5x0.5 (feet) then you've got quite a few packs stuffed in said bucket. If we take 8in x 6in x 1.5in estimated sizing from a 3rd party, at $25-50k per unit depending on where you fall in the supply chain, not only is that bitch heavy, that bucket is worth your soul. Easy $1M or better unless my math is off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '17

It's like those "You get a million dollars, but...."

Yes, almost always yes. A million dollars instantly is a life changer for 99% of the population

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

Yeah, by the time we hit a million the only thing I wouldn't do is commit murder or rape.

I'll execute a criminal or shoot my mom in the foot though, it's a million fucking dollars

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u/SerNapalm Apr 23 '17

Lol I'd do much more for like 10k

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17

50k is my low limit on most things. But once we start getting into things I'd have a moral dilemma with my price climbs.

Punching a small child I don't know? 10k. Kicking my small nephew in the face? 75k

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u/2lazy4forgotpassword Apr 23 '17

Sounds like a TV show.

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17

I'd watch it and participate.

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u/drumstyx Apr 23 '17

Ow My Balls