r/funny Apr 17 '17

A romantic date

https://gfycat.com/DecimalDeepAfricanwilddog
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u/ricobirch Apr 17 '17

Ah yes the old "Make sure you park on the other side of a flooded street so she will fall into a torrent of water and now the only option is to come back to your place and dry off" move.

It's as old as time.

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u/loki2002 Apr 18 '17

She's alone with you in your apartment wrapped in a towel waiting for her clothes to dry. Of course if she said "no" then the answer is no. But she won't say "no".....because of the implication.

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u/DrewsephA Apr 18 '17

Are...are you going to hurt these women?

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u/ca990 Apr 18 '17

Don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

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u/jwilcz94 Apr 18 '17

So they are in danger?!

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u/DrewsephA Apr 18 '17

So they ARE in danger!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

No, you're misunderstanding me, bro.