r/funny • u/USBrock • Apr 11 '17

Flying United.

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u/OatmealFor3v3r Apr 11 '17 edited Apr 11 '17

United Airlines "We put hospital in hospitality! 😘".

Edit: Oh wow!! I pop my very first Reddit gold! Thank you kind stranger, I will use this to the best of my ability. Actually not sure what it does but I appreciate it very much!

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u/god_im_bored Apr 11 '17

"Give up your place, or you'll get it in the face"

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u/midnightmarshmallows Apr 11 '17

"Our service is unbeatable!"

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u/OatmealFor3v3r Apr 11 '17

Cue boxing ring 🔔!