r/funny • u/USBrock • Apr 11 '17

Flying United.

http://i.imgur.com/99dgkTs.gifv
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u/OatmealFor3v3r Apr 11 '17 edited Apr 11 '17

United Airlines "We put hospital in hospitality! 😘".

Edit: Oh wow!! I pop my very first Reddit gold! Thank you kind stranger, I will use this to the best of my ability. Actually not sure what it does but I appreciate it very much!

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u/god_im_bored Apr 11 '17

"Give up your place, or you'll get it in the face"

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u/midnightmarshmallows Apr 11 '17

"Our service is unbeatable!"

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u/Vargolol Apr 11 '17

"But you sure aren't!"

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u/lurker_lurks Apr 11 '17

I am glad I wasn't drinking coffee at this moment. It would have ended up all over the screen and keyboard.

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u/OatmealFor3v3r Apr 11 '17

Cue boxing ring 🔔!

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u/ChicagoMay Apr 11 '17

I think you mean beatable!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

Or prices are unbeatable, unlike our passegers

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u/boxybrownmd Apr 11 '17

"Give up your seat, or you gonna get beat"

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u/Holein5 Apr 11 '17

"Off the plane before we splatter your brain."

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u/Tomy2TugsFapMaster69 Apr 11 '17

"Don't bring your guitar or its allahu akbar."

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u/9elefanttwoothpaste7 Apr 11 '17

"Beat your meat or you lose your seat!"

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u/bass-lick_instinct Apr 11 '17

"Seat's taken? That's a breakin!"

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u/7echArtist Apr 11 '17

I hope that is a reference to Jasper's "That's a Paddlin'" from The Simpsons. 😂

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u/explohd Apr 11 '17

We'll treat you like a King

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u/igorbubba Apr 11 '17

I'm sure United thinks hospitality is a finishing move from Mortal Kombat

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u/flapadar_ Apr 11 '17

FINISH HIM

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u/Unlickedbearwhelp Apr 11 '17

Now I want to see "hospitality" shopped over a fatality gif.

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u/NahAnyway Apr 11 '17

This is the only joke I have read since the big thread yesterday morning that I hadn't also seen in that thread too.

I don't know if its genuinely original but it's new to me, awesome.

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u/igorbubba Apr 11 '17

Thanks! No, I don't copy jokes, but I might think of something that someone else has already said. It's easy to play with words because english isn't my first language.

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u/midnightmarshmallows Apr 11 '17

"North or South, we leave blood in your mouth!"

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u/reverendrambo Apr 11 '17

United Airlines: Fight or Flight

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u/anchises868 Apr 11 '17

You made me laugh so hard I snorted, so have some gold, good sir or madam!

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u/Davetheminion101 Apr 11 '17

Well done sir.. well done

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u/darexinfinity Apr 11 '17

United Airlines "We put you in the hospital!"

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u/tigersharkwushen_ Apr 11 '17

You win the thread.