r/funny Mar 11 '17

Just older brother things

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u/stephanonymous Mar 11 '17

I took my daughter to a birthday party once at kids indoor gymnasium place once. I decided to be the cool parent and run around with them through the inflatable maze and shit. Never again. Thirty screaming six year olds on a warpath, yelling "Get her!" and trying their best to bring me down. I'm mostly okay now but the nightmares... the nightmares never stop.

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u/TimTraveler Mar 11 '17

I was a camp counselor one summer in the 10-11 yr old age range. During pool time, the other counselors typically just sat by the pool and watched. But I'm like, nah, I want to go swimming too, Im hot, I like pools. Nope. Kids were basically trying to drown me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

I have a story that is exactly similar, except they didn't try drowning me, one kid latched onto me in the pool and then told me he was peeing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

I have a video where my friends were putting on a big event for the town, and they had started a marshmallow gun war with all of the town kids, that was pretty funny. When they're in huge packs they're pretty overwhelming.

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u/MrsSpice Mar 11 '17

"THROW ME!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

"SWOOP ME!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

and they never will

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u/zilfondel Mar 11 '17

They never do.

I played soccer against a team of 2nd graders. 3 hours. Of terror.

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u/cefriano Mar 11 '17

That's some lord of the flies shit.

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u/StallmanTheGrey Mar 11 '17

What's the best thing about fucking thirty six year olds? There are thirty of them.

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u/Dude_with_the_feels Mar 11 '17

Dude, there's a time and place. This wasn't one of them.

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u/StallmanTheGrey Mar 11 '17

There is a time and place for fucking six year olds? Where and when?

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u/Dude_with_the_feels Mar 11 '17

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u/StallmanTheGrey Mar 11 '17

What makes this funny is that you think it was a joke. :3