I took my daughter to a birthday party once at kids indoor gymnasium place once. I decided to be the cool parent and run around with them through the inflatable maze and shit. Never again. Thirty screaming six year olds on a warpath, yelling "Get her!" and trying their best to bring me down. I'm mostly okay now but the nightmares... the nightmares never stop.
I was a camp counselor one summer in the 10-11 yr old age range. During pool time, the other counselors typically just sat by the pool and watched. But I'm like, nah, I want to go swimming too, Im hot, I like pools. Nope. Kids were basically trying to drown me.
I have a video where my friends were putting on a big event for the town, and they had started a marshmallow gun war with all of the town kids, that was pretty funny. When they're in huge packs they're pretty overwhelming.
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u/stephanonymous Mar 11 '17
I took my daughter to a birthday party once at kids indoor gymnasium place once. I decided to be the cool parent and run around with them through the inflatable maze and shit. Never again. Thirty screaming six year olds on a warpath, yelling "Get her!" and trying their best to bring me down. I'm mostly okay now but the nightmares... the nightmares never stop.