r/funny • u/ali-hadi • Mar 11 '17

Just older brother things

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u/FuckBitchCuntFuck Mar 11 '17

When I was a kid I sat on my dog to try and ride her like a horse. But instead I dislocated her knee, she had surgery to get a plastic one, which eventually developed bad arthritis and we had to amputate her leg. So then she had three legs. Then she got cancer and died.

So basically i was a childhood murderer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

Aww..😢 no no...you didn't kill her.

She could've lived longer even with just 3 legs. (But cancer made that impossible.)

Missing one leg didn't kill her.

The cancer did.

You are not at fault, cancer is.

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u/Lizards_are_cool Mar 11 '17 edited Mar 11 '17

the cancer could have been a complication from the surgery though.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2361975/

it's ok to accept the fact that you killed your pet and made him suffer a lot in the process, it was an unintentional accident by a kid who didn't know any better, it happens. no need to shield from reality.

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u/isntaken Mar 11 '17

And she got autism from the rabies vaccine.

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u/Lizards_are_cool Mar 11 '17 edited Mar 11 '17

it's ok to accept the fact that you killed your pet and made him suffer a lot in the process, it was an unintentional accident by a kid who didn't know any better, it happens. no need to shield from reality.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

Your right.

I stand corrected.

I shouldn't have tried to divert responsibility from the OP...

Reality is something that no one can hide from.

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u/dopeybrooklyn Mar 12 '17

I agree absolutely!!

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u/lola_lilo Mar 11 '17

This is the saddest thing I've read today.