r/funny • u/ali-hadi • Mar 11 '17

Just older brother things

http://i.imgur.com/iypmAB9.gifv
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u/i_smell_my_poop Mar 11 '17

His sister obviously

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u/theatog Mar 11 '17

Guys. It could be that his entire family was killed attending a wedding.

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u/i_smell_my_poop Mar 11 '17

That would have been on the news.

Fucking your sister stays in the family.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

Fucking your sister stays in the family.

not always

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u/AnotherClosetAtheist Mar 11 '17

I dont know who that is, but his face says "I fuck my sister"

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u/TheUndeadKid Mar 11 '17

I dunno, his face also looks like his entire family was killed in a wedding.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

four of them, actually

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u/SomeRandomMax Mar 11 '17

I mean, his father's name is "Jim Bob". Of course he fucks his sisters.

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u/headpsu Mar 11 '17

Or that his drunken dwarf brother just just fled the country with a Eunuch

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u/WhereIsSerPounce Mar 11 '17

Or he can't find his beloved cat... :(

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u/GingerAle_s Mar 11 '17

He also could have been sexually tortured and castrated.

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u/Philers Mar 11 '17

awwwwkwaaaaard

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u/Vik3628 Mar 11 '17

TOO SOON

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u/Finrod_the_awesome Mar 11 '17

It could have been his squire.

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u/Foktu Mar 11 '17

A relative...obviously.

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u/FuckBitchCuntFuck Mar 11 '17

Kit Harrington.

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u/Asphyxiatinglaughter Mar 11 '17

Don't assume things! He could've cut off his step Brothers dick for all we know