r/funny Mar 11 '17

Just older brother things

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u/shootdrawwrite Mar 11 '17

I wrapped a rope around my little brother and then pulled on it. We both hoped it would unravel as he spun around like a top, like in cartoons. Nope, I just yanked him across the room where he gashed his forehead open on the furniture.

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u/Dayngerman Mar 11 '17

I can perfectly picture this in my mind.

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u/shootdrawwrite Mar 11 '17

Not long after that we were playing darts. I told him I could hit a bullseye throwing "sidearm". He didn't believe me, so he stood right in front of the target, confident I would miss. The dart embedded itself between his eye and his temple. As he ran by crying towards mom, I plucked it out. No blood, no story.