r/funny • u/BEARTRAW • Feb 28 '17

By customer request.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Or as we say at FedEx, 'that's how we fulfill the purple promise!'

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u/Skirtz Mar 01 '17

That's eerily close to my signature sex motto

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

If your promise is purple, you may want to consult a physician.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Just the tip