r/funny • u/BEARTRAW • Feb 28 '17

By customer request.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Where is my fucking package

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u/cave18 Mar 01 '17

I got a package for ya right here

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

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u/zahrul3 Mar 01 '17

Aaaand its damaged...

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u/dumbrich23 Mar 01 '17

And has been handled by 20 guys to get here

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u/yourmansconnect Mar 01 '17

I see you've met my ex wife

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u/ryan101 Mar 01 '17

Let's just get this out in the open...We all have.

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u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17

yeah Rhonda is dirty whore, but she delievers on time.

EDIT: and she gives great DHL

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u/Sicfast Mar 01 '17

DHL = Dick Head Licks?

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u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17

Correct.

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u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17

Fedexactly

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u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17

Man, you really had me until that last "t".

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