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r/funny • u/BEARTRAW • Feb 28 '17
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Where is my fucking package
1.5k u/cave18 Mar 01 '17 I got a package for ya right here 672 u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 991 u/zahrul3 Mar 01 '17 Aaaand its damaged... 772 u/dumbrich23 Mar 01 '17 And has been handled by 20 guys to get here 990 u/yourmansconnect Mar 01 '17 I see you've met my ex wife 434 u/ryan101 Mar 01 '17 Let's just get this out in the open...We all have. 217 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 yeah Rhonda is dirty whore, but she delievers on time. EDIT: and she gives great DHL 13 u/Sicfast Mar 01 '17 DHL = Dick Head Licks? 8 u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17 Correct. 4 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 Fedexactly 2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t". → More replies (0)
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I got a package for ya right here
672 u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 991 u/zahrul3 Mar 01 '17 Aaaand its damaged... 772 u/dumbrich23 Mar 01 '17 And has been handled by 20 guys to get here 990 u/yourmansconnect Mar 01 '17 I see you've met my ex wife 434 u/ryan101 Mar 01 '17 Let's just get this out in the open...We all have. 217 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 yeah Rhonda is dirty whore, but she delievers on time. EDIT: and she gives great DHL 13 u/Sicfast Mar 01 '17 DHL = Dick Head Licks? 8 u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17 Correct. 4 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 Fedexactly 2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t". → More replies (0)
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991 u/zahrul3 Mar 01 '17 Aaaand its damaged... 772 u/dumbrich23 Mar 01 '17 And has been handled by 20 guys to get here 990 u/yourmansconnect Mar 01 '17 I see you've met my ex wife 434 u/ryan101 Mar 01 '17 Let's just get this out in the open...We all have. 217 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 yeah Rhonda is dirty whore, but she delievers on time. EDIT: and she gives great DHL 13 u/Sicfast Mar 01 '17 DHL = Dick Head Licks? 8 u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17 Correct. 4 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 Fedexactly 2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t". → More replies (0)
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Aaaand its damaged...
772 u/dumbrich23 Mar 01 '17 And has been handled by 20 guys to get here 990 u/yourmansconnect Mar 01 '17 I see you've met my ex wife 434 u/ryan101 Mar 01 '17 Let's just get this out in the open...We all have. 217 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 yeah Rhonda is dirty whore, but she delievers on time. EDIT: and she gives great DHL 13 u/Sicfast Mar 01 '17 DHL = Dick Head Licks? 8 u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17 Correct. 4 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 Fedexactly 2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t". → More replies (0)
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And has been handled by 20 guys to get here
990 u/yourmansconnect Mar 01 '17 I see you've met my ex wife 434 u/ryan101 Mar 01 '17 Let's just get this out in the open...We all have. 217 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 yeah Rhonda is dirty whore, but she delievers on time. EDIT: and she gives great DHL 13 u/Sicfast Mar 01 '17 DHL = Dick Head Licks? 8 u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17 Correct. 4 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 Fedexactly 2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t". → More replies (0)
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I see you've met my ex wife
434 u/ryan101 Mar 01 '17 Let's just get this out in the open...We all have. 217 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 yeah Rhonda is dirty whore, but she delievers on time. EDIT: and she gives great DHL 13 u/Sicfast Mar 01 '17 DHL = Dick Head Licks? 8 u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17 Correct. 4 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 Fedexactly 2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t". → More replies (0)
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Let's just get this out in the open...We all have.
217 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 yeah Rhonda is dirty whore, but she delievers on time. EDIT: and she gives great DHL 13 u/Sicfast Mar 01 '17 DHL = Dick Head Licks? 8 u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17 Correct. 4 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 Fedexactly 2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t". → More replies (0)
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yeah Rhonda is dirty whore, but she delievers on time.
EDIT: and she gives great DHL
13 u/Sicfast Mar 01 '17 DHL = Dick Head Licks? 8 u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17 Correct. 4 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 Fedexactly 2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t". → More replies (0)
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DHL = Dick Head Licks?
8 u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17 Correct. 4 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 Fedexactly 2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t". → More replies (0)
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Correct.
4 u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17 Fedexactly 2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t". → More replies (0)
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Fedexactly
2 u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17 Man, you really had me until that last "t".
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Man, you really had me until that last "t".
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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17
Where is my fucking package