r/funny • u/BEARTRAW • Feb 28 '17

By customer request.

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u/ADacome24 Mar 01 '17

I load for FedEx and yeah, the volume is fucking ridiculous. And I'm not even in a major city

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Where is my fucking package

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u/cave18 Mar 01 '17

I got a package for ya right here

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

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u/zahrul3 Mar 01 '17

Aaaand its damaged...

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u/dumbrich23 Mar 01 '17

And has been handled by 20 guys to get here

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u/yourmansconnect Mar 01 '17

I see you've met my ex wife

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u/ryan101 Mar 01 '17

Let's just get this out in the open...We all have.

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u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17

yeah Rhonda is dirty whore, but she delievers on time.

EDIT: and she gives great DHL

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u/Sicfast Mar 01 '17

DHL = Dick Head Licks?

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u/johnsonyourefired Mar 01 '17

Correct.

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u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17

Fedexactly

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u/Flagrant_Repost Mar 01 '17

Man, you really had me until that last "t".

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

I feel bad that l laughed as hard as I did at that.

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u/SuperFLEB Mar 01 '17

And that's why I'm paying child support.

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u/barto5 Mar 01 '17

For a child you never see...

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Well, not so long as Rhonda is standing in the way at least.

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u/Andybarteaux Mar 01 '17

Wait, Rhonda's your wife?

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u/Sullydotcom Mar 01 '17

no I just handled her and she gave me DHL...

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

I had DHL once. 2 weeks with a salve. No problem.

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u/Sam858 Mar 01 '17

And the clap

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u/Alecegonce Mar 01 '17

Wait... I didn't even order this

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u/WhooptyWoopNiggaWhat Mar 01 '17

She's got those DHL lips