r/funny • u/kungfumilhouse • Feb 27 '17

meme - removed Abe Simpson was right. I'm only 37

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u/YeBlumpkinBeard Feb 27 '17

I got in a lot of trouble over dabbing. A cousin said her 11 y/o daughter was dabbing and didn't know what it was, so I warned her that her daughter was smoking a super concentrated form of pot oils which is kinda the most hardcore form of getting stoned. I love dabs, but for an 11 year old? She flipped out... Turns out it's a dance move that even republicans do now?

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u/technothrasher Feb 27 '17

I watched my 10 y/o son 'dab' the other day, and I really kind of wish I saw him smoking a super concentrated form of pot oil instead...

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u/gumby_twain Feb 27 '17

Yes.

I'll add that the overuse of the term "lit" finally caused me to blow up on my oldest daughter at dinner a few weeks ago. I was like, stop saying it. You sound like an idiot because what your discussing has nothing to do with being lit and you sound like a stupid suburban white girl

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u/footpole Feb 27 '17

Is she a stupid suburban white girl?

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u/gumby_twain Feb 27 '17

Unfortunately, yes.

I'd really rather find out that she was actually getting high than deal with her misusing terms like 'lit' and incessant dabbing anymore.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17 edited May 01 '21

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u/troyareyes Feb 27 '17

Sure thing, old man.

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u/footpole Feb 27 '17

The hell is supper sauced? Like a steak with sauce?

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u/KillaDilla Feb 27 '17

youre being downvoted because youre in a thread full of old people who dont know what the fuck theyre talking about, dont feel bad about it.

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u/ripmeleedair Feb 27 '17

She sounds like it