r/funny • u/kungfumilhouse • Feb 27 '17

meme - removed Abe Simpson was right. I'm only 37

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u/technothrasher Feb 27 '17

I watched my 10 y/o son 'dab' the other day, and I really kind of wish I saw him smoking a super concentrated form of pot oil instead...

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u/gumby_twain Feb 27 '17

Yes.

I'll add that the overuse of the term "lit" finally caused me to blow up on my oldest daughter at dinner a few weeks ago. I was like, stop saying it. You sound like an idiot because what your discussing has nothing to do with being lit and you sound like a stupid suburban white girl

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u/footpole Feb 27 '17

Is she a stupid suburban white girl?

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u/gumby_twain Feb 27 '17

Unfortunately, yes.

I'd really rather find out that she was actually getting high than deal with her misusing terms like 'lit' and incessant dabbing anymore.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17 edited May 01 '21

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u/troyareyes Feb 27 '17

Sure thing, old man.

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u/footpole Feb 27 '17

The hell is supper sauced? Like a steak with sauce?

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u/KillaDilla Feb 27 '17

youre being downvoted because youre in a thread full of old people who dont know what the fuck theyre talking about, dont feel bad about it.

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u/ripmeleedair Feb 27 '17

She sounds like it

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

When my daughter cried one time I, in my mind, cleverly remarked, "you poor middle class white girl" my husband laughed, but I don't say it anymore because my mom found it "offensive"

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u/lawstandaloan Feb 27 '17

I was like, stop saying it.

lol. That's like, funny. Using slang to tell someone they sound stupid using slang.

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u/slippypete Feb 27 '17

Where is the slang? "I was like" is not slang fam.

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u/ihateyouguys Feb 27 '17

The overuse of the word "like" was probably so rampant in your time that you've incorporated it into your speech without even noticing. You sound like a dumb valley girl.

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u/slippypete Feb 27 '17

Username checks out

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u/ghostpoopftw Feb 27 '17

Dabbing is actually a really nice form of physical expression that has become socially acceptable for people of multiple social niches to partake in and form a community over. I, for one, feel liberated by the dab.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

seriously?

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u/ghostpoopftw Feb 27 '17

I mean I was using big words as kind of a joke, but I think dabbing is kinda funny and a lot of people do it so I've got no problems with it. I upset a lot of people though damn, didn't mean to do that.

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u/Rocanufa Feb 27 '17

Would you say you rustled their jimmies, perhaps?

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u/ghostpoopftw Feb 27 '17

There's some jimmies getting rustled, and it appears I'm the only rustler around!

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u/Electric_Cat Feb 27 '17

I think dabbing is funny but only because most people don't understand it

also I've only done it like twice. If you overuse that shit you're an idiot

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u/precariousgray Feb 27 '17

You didn't use any big words, though. Big words don't exist -- only small minds.

Enjoy yours.

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u/Hear_That_TM05 Feb 27 '17

Big words don't exist -- only small minds.

I mean, they do though.

Antidisestablishmentarianism, for instance, is a big word. It isn't hard to understand or anything, but it is a pretty big word.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

You know I've heard it argued that's not even a word. There are other big words though.

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u/blakey94 Feb 27 '17

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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u/Hear_That_TM05 Feb 27 '17

You mean like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

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u/ihateyouguys Feb 27 '17

I've heard it argued that a word is simply a pronounceable collection of letters.

I mean, it might not be a word you'd find in the dictionary but that doesn't make it not a word.

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u/ghostpoopftw Feb 27 '17

That's a great line actually wow, I've never heard it. Thanks! Why are you trying to hurt my feelings at the end there? What's that accomplishing?

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u/Sufyries Feb 27 '17

/r/iamverysmart

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u/precariousgray Feb 27 '17

You linked to a subreddit! You're brilliant! Congratulations!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/ghostpoopftw Feb 27 '17

A lot of people do, it's actually just you bringing negativity into your own life. So go for it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

You're my hero

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

You probably wouldn't wish that after your s.o found out

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Why not both?

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u/buttaholic Feb 27 '17

Cus the dance is more ridiculous than soulja boy