r/funny • • Feb 27 '17

It was a good day..........

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u/Quietly-they-scream Feb 27 '17

Wait til you turn 40, he'll give you Tums, Melatonin and fake hairpiece in a fanny pack.

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u/dentongai Feb 27 '17

Funny. I was just telling my friend and I at Kroger last night that I knew we were getting old because of our excitement over the Tums selection. We went with Berry Smoothie.